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True-blood

I've never had a pet. My father was allergic to everything but God.

Steve

I'll be fine as soon as I wash the pig out of my hair.

Sookie

It is my job to protect sonofabitches too and vampers and shifters, werechickens and whatever the fu-k else is out there.

Andy

Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle.

Pam

There are two things I try to stay away from. Humans who eat a lot of fish and politics. So whatever comes next, we keep our heads down, our tits up and the blood flowin.

Pam

I ain't Gmail for dead bitches.

Lafayette

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?

Lafayette

I don't speak techie!

Eric

Please, I'm a thousand years older than you. Put your baby fangs away before you piss me off.

Eric
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