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True-blood

I feel better protecting myself, now that I know I am basically vampire crack.

Sookie

You're a witch, who's a nurse, and a dude? How did I get so lucky?

Lafayette

Sometimes the right thing to do is the wrong thing. I know I did the right thing.

Jason

If you two are done eye-f*%king each other, can we go?

Eric

Alcide: Are you in trouble again?
Sookie: When am I not in trouble?

Stepping around the fact that your word is worth about as much as tits on a turtle.

Sookie

I don't want to baby-sit this psycho while you go take a nap.

Sookie

Don't you think being a shape-shifter is something you should tell someone before you sleep with them.

Tara

Just shut the f*%k up and die please.

Russell
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