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If you and me are gonna be roommates, there's a certain amount of pussy overflow you just have to get used to dealing with.


I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago


I should warn you - I fed.


Every time I keep looking at you two I see big ole bullet holes in your heads.


Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

Now, why'd you have to go kill that maenad? She was a terrific decorator.


What am I thinking about right now - like in my brain.


Arleen: Sh*t I'm pregnant again.
Lafayette: Hey, you forgot your rings.
Arleen: F**k the rings.

I'm starting to believe that the truth is poison.

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