True Blood
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Respectfully Martha, your sone doesn't have a grave cause you all ate him.
Alcide
Never! You Bible banging cu-ts.
Eric
Fangs? You're such boys.
Russell
Go fu-k yourself Nora.
Eric
I feel more love, I feel more acceptance in this hate group than I ever felt in church.
Hoyt
Jesus tits on Christ, this has got to be the worst night of my life.
Andy
Come to think of it, I have been a little bit off my game lately.
Sookie
I ain't been to med school or fairy school or nothin', so if you can put it in terms a late man could understand I'd appreciate it.
Jason
I'm the only honest one here. I want to gorge on human blood, not because some fu-king bible tells me to, but because I like it! It's fun, it makes my dick hard!
Russell
Oh I love a good execution.
Bill
In fact I want to execute him tonight, as soon as possible. I want to hit the lynx before sunrise.
Roman
You are just too cool for school to admit you believe in something other than yourself.
Roman
