True Blood
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I just wanna rip these people's heads off and drink their insides.
Tara
Tara: So basically I'm your slave.
Pam: Pretty much.
A 3,000-year old vampire wants to suck my blood. Must be Thursday!
Sookie
Eric: Awkward time for a drop in, Bill.
Bill: Jessica mentioned Sookie had been having a rough go of it.
Eric: She seems to be recovering nicely.
Seriously, three days old and she has an eating disorder. Why me?
Pam
This is who you are now. Top of the chain. No human can hurt you any longer. They're yours to savor.
Pam
You is the angel of death.
Lafayette [to Sookie]
Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.
Lafayette
You know what they say about gentlemen, they don't brag about sloppy seconds.
Bill
The human Bible, it's little better than US Weekly.
Salome
Let me walk the world with you, Mr. Northman, or watch me die.
Pam
Lorena, you procreated. He is protective. How sweet.
Eric
