True Blood
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Andy: Jesus, Stackhouse. Have you had sex with every woman in this town?
Jason: I don't know, close, I guess.
And I'm here to tell you, Jesus loves vampires. I mean, anyone who's been dead for three days knows where we're coming from.
Steve Newlin
I've no interest in being the new Packmaster. Or eating the old one.
Alcide
Have you seen Jason's butt? When it's rock hard, you could chip a fang on it.
Jessica
Sam: She just lost her son.
Luna: She just ate her son.
Eric: The streets can be dangerous at this hour. A lady should really be more careful.
Pam: If I meet a lady, I'll let her know.
We fight like siblings, but we fu-k like champions.
Eric
I'm wearing a Walmart sweatsuit for ya'll. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit I don't know what is.
Pam
Color me impressed, you guys know how to party.
Pam
I am wearing a Walmart sweatshirt for y'all. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is.
Pam
I'm a gay vampire American and I love you, Jason Stackhouse.
Steve
Pam: She smells.
Sookie: Is that bad?
Pam: Can't imagine it's good.
