True Blood

True Blood Quotes (Page 4)

Episode 3: "If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?"

Jason: You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam [as she's feeding on a loud fangbanger]: Dial it back a notch or two. You're starting to piss me off.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: I KNOW I'm a vampire, Snookie.
Sookie: It's SOOKIE!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club and read some queer chick lit memoirs and are bound together by estrogen or sisterhood some other feminist drivel?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: You have 24 hours to bring her to me, or I'll eat, f**k and kill each and every single one of you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sookie: You killed my fairy godmother.
Eric: Sorry.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Episode 2: "You Smell Like Dinner"

Sookie: What do you want from me?
Eric: Everything.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Lafayette: I mean... what the f**k?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nan [to Bill]: You've got Queen on you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jessica: I can eat who I want.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: Technology takes all the fun out of being a vampire.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Episode 1: "She's Not There"

Lafayette: Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Terry: When I was a kid, I used to put a squirrel head on a lizard body and invent animals.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Eric: Who would you refer to trust? A politician or a vampire?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric [upon seeing Sookie naked]: "Such a strange sensation when the reality matches what you've pictured in your mind so precisely."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Lafayette: We'll stay for five minutes. 10 if they got dranks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sookie: I have a fairy godmother? Okay, if your job is to look after me, can I just say you suck.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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