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Oh my God, I'm a republi-c*nt!

Pam

Pam: I like her, I like you.
Amber: Is it okay if I still haven't made my mind up about you?
Pam: I really like her.

It's like being kicked in the cooch by a wallaby isn't it?

Pam

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pam: I hate Shreveport.
Eric: Oh come on. It'll be a trip down memory lane.

Sam: You all ready?
Jason: No, but let's do this anyhow.

For more than a thousand years the world has been my oyster... I've lost my taste for oysters Pam.

Eric

Last thing I need is anybody else dying because of me.

Sookie

Well I hate to break it to you Violet, but I'm a modern man. I think and I feel. And I'm still a bad ass motherfucker of a warrior.

Jason

Life is supposed to add up to something not be some half eaten slice of pizza.

Sam

I am as big a fan of the French vagina as you are Eric, but come back to Earth. She's just a human.

Pam

Sookie: I hate to be morbid but you think she's got any fingerprints left?
Jason: It's not necessary. Sometimes not being clever makes you a good detective.
Andy: This is a Starbucks card.

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Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

True Blood Music

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Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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