True Blood

True Blood Quotes (Page 4)

Season 5 Episode 6: "Hopeless"

Russell: You're fu-king worse than humans. You might as well be praying to leprechauns or unicorns, or the mother fu-king Kardashians! That makes just as much sense.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jessica: Guess that whole friendship things on hold.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Russell: You're just what the doctor ordered.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 5: "Let's Boot and Rally"

Sookie: First of all, I've seen enough horror movies to know you don't split up when you're in a big, scary asylum and there's a crazed killer on the loose. Second, I think it's fair to say my microwave fingers and the sun are about the only things around here that seem to have any effect on Russell. So the way I see it, it's me protecting you from him instead of the other way around. Third, I got a headache and I gotta pee something fierce so I'd just as soon get this over with
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Arlene: Cheese and crackers, Andy, will you put some clothes on? Have you lost your mind?
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: Listen close. I saved your f-king life and lent you some truly exquisite clothes. But if you do anything to mess with Fangtasia, I will silver you and stick you in a coffin to rot until the next millennium. Do you understand me?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Eric: New York City smells like pee and the people are rude.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Jessica: We're gonna live forever. We're gonna be young forever. The world is wide open to us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tara: I just wanna rip these people's heads off and drink their insides.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tara: So basically I'm your slave.
Pam: Pretty much.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sookie: A 3,000-year old vampire wants to suck my blood. Must be Thursday!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 4: "We'll Meet Again"

Eric: Awkward time for a drop in, Bill.
Bill: Jessica mentioned Sookie had been having a rough go of it.
Eric: She seems to be recovering nicely.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: Seriously, three days old and she has an eating disorder. Why me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: This is who you are now. Top of the chain. No human can hurt you any longer. They're yours to savor.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lafayette [to Sookie]: You is the angel of death.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 3: "Whatever I Am, You Made Me"

Lafayette: Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Bill: You know what they say about gentlemen, they don't brag about sloppy seconds.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Salome: The human Bible, it's little better than US Weekly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: Let me walk the world with you, Mr. Northman, or watch me die.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: Lorena, you procreated. He is protective. How sweet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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