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I feel better protecting myself, now that I know I am basically vampire crack.

Sookie

You're a witch, who's a nurse, and a dude? How did I get so lucky?

Lafayette

Sometimes the right thing to do is the wrong thing. I know I did the right thing.

Jason

If you two are done eye-f*%king each other, can we go?

Eric

Alcide: Are you in trouble again?
Sookie: When am I not in trouble?

Stepping around the fact that your word is worth about as much as tits on a turtle.

Sookie

I don't want to baby-sit this psycho while you go take a nap.

Sookie

Don't you think being a shape-shifter is something you should tell someone before you sleep with them.

Tara

Just shut the f*%k up and die please.

Russell

Be brave. We'll die together.

Eric [to Russell]

You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

Eric [to Pam]

Everyone in this town ain't what they're supposed to be. So... you turn into a panther. I love you.

Jason
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True Blood Season 3 Quotes

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Season 3 Music

  Song Artist
Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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