True Blood

True Blood Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 12: "Evil is Going On"

Sookie: I feel better protecting myself, now that I know I am basically vampire crack.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lafayette: You're a witch, who's a nurse, and a dude? How did I get so lucky?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Jason: Sometimes the right thing to do is the wrong thing. I know I did the right thing.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Eric: If you two are done eye-f*%king each other, can we go?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alcide: Are you in trouble again?
Sookie: When am I not in trouble?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sookie: Stepping around the fact that your word is worth about as much as tits on a turtle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sookie: I don't want to baby-sit this psycho while you go take a nap.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tara: Don't you think being a shape-shifter is something you should tell someone before you sleep with them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Russell: Just shut the f*%k up and die please.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 11: "Fresh Blood"

Eric [to Russell]: Be brave. We'll die together.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric [to Pam]: You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jason: Everyone in this town ain't what they're supposed to be. So... you turn into a panther. I love you.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sam: I got nobody.
Tara: You got me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Russell: Soon, there will be anarchy - and, then, there will be me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Arlene: I don't know if God is on board for this.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sookie: What would we be if we were normal? I can't even picture it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tara: No one cares about Eggs except me, and I'll miss him for the rest of my life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Summer: I opened up my heart to him. I showed him my best underwear. There's nothing else I can do.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sookie: I love you, Bill, but after this Mississippi mess, I'd be crazy to just trust either of you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Russell [to Eric]: You are nothing more than a lump of muscle with a blood grudge.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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