True Blood

True Blood Season 3 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 3 Episode 9: "Everything Is Broken"

Russell: Mine is the true face of vampires!
 • Rating: Unrated

Franklin: I'll mourn you, Tara. I'll mourn you to my very marrow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: It can't end this quickly.
Eric: Everything ends. Even the immortals.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lafayette's mother: I'll be damned. Maybe God loves fags!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: With all respect, I did not report Russell Edgington to you because I want him to die at my own hands.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Eric: FUCK THE AUTHORITY! The Magister's words, verbatim.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jason: Could you not make me a rapist?
Crystal: I'm sorry!
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Sookie: As much as you wanna be human, I think I'm closer to meeting you halfway to vampire.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sookie: I don't know how you did things in the 1800s, but keeping a file on the woman you love is... creepy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sookie: Just once I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 8: "Night on the Sun"

Talbot: Franklin's brains won't wash off the guest linens, I had to bury werewolves under the gazebo, and that Sookie bitch staked Lorena. I've had enough excitement, thank you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bill [to Russell]: Are you a coward, or are you just lazy?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Russell [to Bill]: I'm trade you the red one for the blonde one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Talbot: I'm bored. Take off your clothes.
Eric: A little privacy?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Russell: Poor Talbot. Are your diamond slippers chafing?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Alcide: You can read minds and shoot light out of your fingers. Who am I to tell you what's best for you?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jason: What is it about you Crystal? Why do you make me feel this way?
Crystal: What way?
Jason: Like I'm home.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Arlene: That's Tara. She's all bark and, well, she bites, too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tara: Maybe you can flirt some sense into that girl cuz logic sure ain't working.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tara: Know what you sound like? One of those country songs about dumb bitches that let their men beat on them and cheat on them, all in the name of true love.
Sookie: Did you just call me a dumb bitch?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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