True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 3 Quotes
You're too busy praising Jesus to realize your daughter wants to move in with him permanently.
Lafayette
You're about to get deader, dead ass mother fucker.
Cooter
If you and me are gonna be roommates, there's a certain amount of pussy overflow you just have to get used to dealing with.
Jason
I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago
Pam
I should warn you - I fed.
Bill
Every time I keep looking at you two I see big ole bullet holes in your heads.
Jason
Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.
Now, why'd you have to go kill that maenad? She was a terrific decorator.
Pam
What am I thinking about right now - like in my brain.
Jason
Arleen: Sh*t I'm pregnant again.
Lafayette: Hey, you forgot your rings.
Arleen: F**k the rings.
I'm starting to believe that the truth is poison.
Jason
I'll take a shower now, unless you care to join me.
Bill
