True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 3 Quotes
Excuse me, gentlemen. I need to drain the second course.
Talbot
I didn't realize this was a Whose Life is More Fucked contest. If it means that much to you, you win.
Sam
I've always liked you, and I'd miss you if you got killed, just so you know.
Terry [to Sookie]
You wait to tell people how you feel about them, you never know what will happen.
Sookie
This is Jesus. He's a Mexican. But he ain't rape me yet.
Mrs. Reynolds
Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.
Jason: Santa?
It's 5 a.m. What are you doing eating my chicken in the dark?
Sookie
Hoyt: We can fight our natures together.
Jessica: It's too late.
The one time in my life I thought I was happy, I was a fuckin zombie.
Tara
Eric: Bill Compton is no Godric.
Sookie: But he's everything to me.
Sookie: You think I'm that stupid.
Eric: I think you're that human.
Let's go to the ladies room and stare at ourselves in the mirror.
Pam
