I truly believe God wants me to fuck you.

Sarah Newlin

• Permalink: I truly believe God wants me to f**k you.
• Added: July 14, 2013

When a woman comes to you in black lingerie, you unwrap her!

Sarah Newlin

• Permalink: When a woman comes to you in black lingerie, you unwrap her!
• Added: July 14, 2013

I play by a different set of rules now Sookie.

Bill

• Permalink: I play by a different set of rules now Sookie.
• Added: June 30, 2013

Not even you believe that.

Eric; It's just a bar Pam Pam

• Permalink: Eric; It's just a bar Pam Not even you believe that.
• Added: June 30, 2013

I can barely remember the last time I wasn't in danger. Danger, it's a fact of life for me.

Sookie

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• Added: June 30, 2013

I shouldn't be taking walks with handsome strangers. It never ends well.

Sookie

• Permalink: I shouldn't be taking walks with handsome strangers. It never en...
• Added: June 21, 2013

Sugar this is Bon Temps. Down here organic means you play the fancy piano at church.

Arlene

• Permalink: Sugar this is Bon Temps. Down here organic means you play the fa...
• Added: June 21, 2013

Life is really a sh-t sandwich sometimes.

Arlene

• Permalink: Life is really a sh-t sandwich sometimes.
• Added: June 21, 2013

If the humans want war, we'll give them war.

Eric

• Permalink: If the humans want war, we'll give them war.
• Added: June 21, 2013

That's the sickest thing I've seen in TV. And I watch Dance Moms.

Lafayette

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• Added: June 17, 2013

Jessica: Is that Bill?
Sookie: Not any more.

• Permalink: Is that Bill? Not any more.
• Added: June 17, 2013

I hate the beach. Fish piss and sand in your cooch.

Pam

• Permalink: I hate the beach. Fish piss and sand in your cooch.
• Added: June 17, 2013