Favorite Trust Me Quotes
Dating Service Lady: Most women who found their mate, said "sense of humor' was the most important quality"
Sarah: I don't really want to date a fat guy
Dating Service Lady: A lot of girls don't mind skewing a little bit older.
Sarah: Oh, well then, 70's would be fine, as long as they're super rich and terminally ill
Sarah: They are a couple, Tom and Amy. Look.
Conner: Tom Fuller, that dog.
Sarah: Hey! Do either one of you understand what this means?
Conner: It means we have to find some way to tease and embarrass them
Conner: What would Jesus do?
Mason: Christ?
Conner: Our lord. He'd embrace his destiny. He'd buy something: watch, new shoes, which he might wear on his new boat.
Mason [about giving a speech about Stu]: I can't think of anything nice to say. Stu hated me.
Conner: I wouldn't lead with that.
Mason: Is there some rule that talented writers have to be self-absorbed pains in the ass?
Conner [not paying attention]: I'm sorry. What?
I'm kind of like this whole package of awesome. Art Director, not afraid to write my own stuff. You put me with the right partner and I could sell venereal disease to nuns
Chip
Conner: We need to switch shirts.
Mason: Do we?
Conner: Yes. We have to switch shirts. I'm having lunch with Carrie and I just realized how much more awesome I would look in that shirt. Switch shirts.
Mason: We're not switching shirts.
Conner: Gotta switch shirts. The ol' switcheroo. Yours is burgundy. I look great in burgundy. It's more restauranty. Switch shirts
Oh big surprise, I mean the day after an awards show Denise becomes obsessed about winning awards. It's like sun spot activity, Mason. Denise flares up, it interferes with TV reception, but it'll pass.
Tony
Ok, am I the only woman in American who doesn't share this bizarre fantasy of having a man wash my hair
Sarah
Mason: How do you decide what shoes to buy?
Haley: I don't know. I just do it.
Mason: You 'just do it." Now, where have i heard that before?
You want to take credit for Stu's work? That's very Stu of you.
Conner
