Trust Me Season 1 Quotes
Conner: We need to switch shirts.
Mason: Do we?
Conner: Yes. We have to switch shirts. I'm having lunch with Carrie and I just realized how much more awesome I would look in that shirt. Switch shirts.
Mason: We're not switching shirts.
Conner: Gotta switch shirts. The ol' switcheroo. Yours is burgundy. I look great in burgundy. It's more restauranty. Switch shirts
You want to take credit for Stu's work? That's very Stu of you.
Conner
Mason: Is there some rule that talented writers have to be self-absorbed pains in the ass?
Conner [not paying attention]: I'm sorry. What?
Mason [about giving a speech about Stu]: I can't think of anything nice to say. Stu hated me.
Conner: I wouldn't lead with that.
I'm kind of like this whole package of awesome. Art Director, not afraid to write my own stuff. You put me with the right partner and I could sell venereal disease to nuns
Chip
Mason: Why would Jesus need a watch?
Conner: He's got a lot of time zones to cover.
Conner: What would Jesus do?
Mason: Christ?
Conner: Our lord. He'd embrace his destiny. He'd buy something: watch, new shoes, which he might wear on his new boat.
Conner: You need to get this boat.
Mason: I can't afford it.
Conner: Be a good American and finance it.
You've been carrying me? I've been carrying you so long I have scoliosis
Mason [to Conner]
