Popular Ugly Betty Quotes
You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.
You're not the other woman you're the only woman.
"Coach" Tony
The rounded o's of a stunted adolescent. The stiff t's of someone who is clearing overcompensating. This is Daniel's handwriting.
Wilhelmnia
Who cares what the average woman wears on the street. We shouldn't be taking pictures of them, we should be throwing rocks at them.
Wilhelmnia
Wilhelmina: And that blouse is heaven. Where did you get it? I love it.
Betty: Okay, no you don't.
Wilhelmina: No, I don't. It's hideous, like driving through Ohio.
Betty: But I'm working for Wilhemnia.
Christina: I know, The wicked witch of the east side.
Uck. Christina must have a doughnut in her pocket
Marc
Marc: Complimentary mimosas!
Betty: Really?
Marc: No, but if you get the filing right, I won't beat you with a bag of oranges.
Betty: Wilhelmina totally smiled at me.
Marc: She wasn't smiling, she was showing her teeth.
Daniel: One more day of hookie.
DJ: Like a prostitute?
Daniel: Woh, no prostitutes. Only when you're older. Achem, I mean, not at all son.
Marc: This is my favorite part of the job. Injecting deadly poison into my boss's head.
Mandy: It helps that you have really feminine fingers.
Marc: It's a blessing.
Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.
