Popular Ugly Betty Quotes
Wilhelmina: It made me think you are the one.
Betty: Like Lord of the Rings?
I will groom you. Lord knows you need some grooming.
Wilhelmina [to Betty]
Betty: Marc...Look... I'm hoping...
Marc: I would rather eat butter.
Betty: I haven't even asked you to do anything.
Marc: You bossing me around is a crime against nature.
Betty: Marc, you're being ridiculous...
Marc: Sorceress!
Mandy [singing]: Hush, little homo don't you cry. Mandy's gonna steal you a prada tie.
Marc: Nice, but don't touch the hair, it's just how i like it.
Daniel, anything you truly want has to be worth fighting for.
I had a piece of your hair tested. They found Oxycontin and heroine. It's like Rush Limbaugh and Amy Winehouse fornicated and had you.
Christina
Under those gaping pores and cave man eyebrows, I thought you were smart.
Wilhelmina [to Betty]
Mandy: You look different
Betty: I'm wet
Mandy: Big improvement
I thought I'd go for a dry cleaning run since you're off the track suits... yay!
Marc: Wilhelmina is in the hospital. It's alright, she's only there because last night because her surrogate, Christina, fell down the stairs and is unconscious
Betty: What!?
Marc: Don't worry, Wilhelmina and her baby are fine
Betty: What about Christina?
Marc: I'm sure she's... you know I didn't ask.
It's all about the baby. We need to make sure the press knows... We'll need long nights at the hospital with our Scottish rent-a-womb
Wilhelmina
Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.
