Hilda: Where is it?
Gina: I don't remember.
Hilda: Maybe pulling that weave out of your head will help jog your memory

[after cat fight... Hilda pulls out hair..]
Gina: You'll pay for this
Hilda: I guess we owe you $4,000 and fifty cents

You're probably just reaching that age when you have to start wearing glasses... don't worry it happens to everyone

Daniel [to Wilhelmina]

Betty: Gina Gambarro has it
Daniel: Who is Gina Gambarro? is that a new designer?
Betty: No, it's an old slut

Wilhelmina: How was Queens?
Marc: Like the lost city of Hoochieville

Natalie: You can't fire that wonderful assistant of yours
Amanda: Oh yes he can!

Betty: You're the one who dumped me!
Walter: Yeah for like two days. It takes longer than that to digest corn..

Don't you look... sweaty

Amanda

We missed you at the party last night. What, was there a sale at the 99 cent store?

Amanda

Marc: I thought breast cancer was pink...
Wilhelmina: It is, but Alzheimer's goes better with the outfit

Daniel: Maybe we could both dress up on Monday...
Amanda: I think he meant natural fibers sweetie

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.