Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty "Betty Suarez Land" Quotes

Marc: Prison reality is not living up to my fantasy at all. Where is all the scary, beefy trade?
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Gio: ...and If you didn't live in Betty Suarez land
Betty: Okay, I do not live in Betty Suarez Land.
Gio: Oh yes you do. 25 Teddy Bear Lane, Betty Suarez Land, USA
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Wilhelmina: ...Alexis got community service. If I had known this is how the system works I'd have tried to kill more often!
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Wilhelmina: How's my baby?
Marc: I'm fine Willy. Oh Willy... you know how i get when you call me that. Oh, that baby. Gestating nicely I'm told though Christina is getting a little too comfortable at the spa. She requested a few extra days for her and her terminal Scotsman.
Wilhelmina: Make sure she's aware her contract with me specifically prohibits extra curricular womb activities.
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Daniel: I'm sorry I tried to punch you
Alexis: I'm sorry you suck at fighting
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Wilhelmina: Oh Marc, my adorable but short sighted minion
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Gio: I've known you for awhile.. I've seen you at work... swimming with the sharks at mode.. keeping Daniel's head above water..you're gonna do great things one day, Suarez. I don't blame you for choosing yourself
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Gio: What he really needs is a place to be alone with his thoughts... and maybe get a good look up a few skirts
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Amanda: A pair of smelly balls arrived for you
Betty: Yay!
Amanda: Is that your lunch?
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Claire: I'm not letting my daughter's life be in the hands of 12 people that were too lazy or too stupid to get out of jury duty

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