Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty "Secretaries' Day" Quotes (Page 2)

Daniel: Why don't we play a game? Use our minds? Look, chess, perfect!
[Daniel opens the chess box and there's condoms inside]
Daniel: These are..
Model: Look condoms, I'm good at that game!
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Amanda: Sure, today I'm the eye candy, but tomorrow I'll be old candy. Old, hard, wrinkly candy covered in lint.
Marc: Are you having a stroke?
Amanda: Maybe, I'm old enough!
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Amanda: I've been de-wenched!
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Christina: Alright Betty, the sooner you tackle that horsey, the sooner I can tackle something in a codpiece.
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Wilhelmina: You think the hat is too much for prison?
Marc: It looked okay when you wore it to visit martha
Wilhelmina: I was trying to detract from that god awful sweater she knitted me
Marc [about Claire]: Why are you going to visit that gangly old booze hound anyway?
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Claire: Please, this is cake. How many rehabs have I been through? At least here you can score a decent glass of toilet wine.
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[sees his mom cutting her nails]
Justin: Noo don't do it! Barbara didn't cut her nails to play Yentl, did she?
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Marc: that was hi...wait for it... larious
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Amanda: promise you won't say anything to anyone?
Marc: I swear on the abs of Marc Wahlberg
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Rodrigo: So why wouldn't you want to go to Brazil with me?
Alexis: For one, I have sideburns and a mustache in my passport photo
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