Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty "Secretaries' Day" Quotes (Page 3)

[listening to jazz...]
Bradford: Alright I tried it and I still hate it
Wilhelmina: You're so white some times
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Betty: When I was a little girl I hated getting my allergy shot, so I used to grab onto this tree outside my house and wrap my legs around it so tight no one could pull me off. These are thighs of steel!
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Betty: Do you think people will want the Royal Feast or the Jester's Banquet?
Christina: I think people just want to get drunk.
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Marc: I'm not going stag, hag
Amanda: You'll have to buy your own beer, queer
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Amanda: Who answers the phones? Who fans the magazines? Who signs for the packages?
Marc: Tim, Sheila, Betty
Amanda: Well who looks hot for everyone when they come in? These buttons don't just pop open by themselves
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