You got a delivery while you were out. I signed for it, so I hope it's nothing illegal.

Megan

Punching out your employees? Even I know not to do that in public, Daniel!

Wilhelmina

I'm not worried. Someone will marry me. Or make me a part of their entourage. Oh, oh, or make a reality show about me! It's all good.

Helen

Old people usually scare me because they remind me of death and all. But I like you. You're like a giant, knobby shade tree.

Amanda

So I was at The Gates last night and that dad from Jon & Kate Plus 8 was there—I think his name is Ben. Anyway, he was totally hitting on me, of course. And P.S. Plus 8? More like Plus 4.

Helen

That's a muffin! You can't call a tape dispenser with a muffin!

Marc

Betty's waddling around here somewhere. Last I saw she was tossing carbs around the office with wild abandon!

Marc

I'm sorry. All those facelifts must have affected your speech. What do you say?

Wilhelmina

Wake up and smell the aromatherapy, Betty! Being an assistant is boot camp. Being an editor is war. You have your allies, you have your enemies. Oftentimes, you can't tell which is which.

Wilhelmina
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