Ugly Betty Season 1 Quotes
You are such a chick flick! I would totally pay $12 to see you!
Hygienist
Oh my God! That is so romantic. It's like Julia Roberts flossing before whoring herself in "Pretty Woman".
Hygienist
[Amanda walks in on Henry and Betty about to kiss]
Amanda: Eww dorkus interruptus
Henry and Betty: Get out!
Amanda: Hey everyone, Betty is in heat!
There's Henry, why don't you go make awkward small talk with your friend
Daniel [to Betty]
Inhale Ricky Martin, exhale Colin Farrell
Marc
Marc: What took you so long?
Amanda: I had to wait for Christina to go to the bathroom. That woman retains water like a two humped camel.
Betty: Besides, we get to meet all of our family members and practice our Spanish. "Hola comi a tu sobrina."
Ignacio: You just said "I ate your niece."
Amanda: Shh. We'll get caught.
Marc: Please, if anybody hears us, they'll just think it's Christina stumbling around blind drunk, crying and making out with a mannequin.
Amanda: Again.
Open your eyes people. He's as straight as the crease on an old man's jeans
Marc [about Tavares]
Hitman: ...because once you get off this elevator you'll never see me again
[Alexis is about to get off elevator and sees Daniel and Jordan kissing, gets back on]
Alexis: Okay, I don't see you again after the lobby
Amanda: He's not gay!
Marc: OMG. He's pretending to be gay? Well that's a new twist on an old standard.
Marc: You're in love with a gay man. It's like you and me all over again.
Amanda: I was never in love with you.
Marc: Oh, are you kidding? When we first met you couldn't keep your eyes off of me.
Amanda: Okay, that was before you got your veneers. You had that dark tooth, I couldn't look away.
Marc: Big Head!
Amanda: Dark Tooth!
Marc: Nicole Bitchie!
Amanda: Nelly Ripa!
