Ugly Betty Season 1 Quotes
Marc: He's mean gay
Amanda: So what? You're a mean gay too
Marc: Yes, but not to you
Amanda: Um yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck
Marc: That's was constructive criticism..
Amanda: What am I supposed to do about it
Marc: As a friend, my job is only to point things out
Marc: But just so you know, I'll be bringing my own hag.
[Marc sees Christina]
Marc: or should I say haggis. Polish off your best kilt, C, we're going to a party!
Christina: Oh, sod off.
Marc: We're still finding our rhythm.
Of course, Tavares. Clearly you replaced me with that African queen, I'm yestergay's news
Marc
Betty: She wants me to fill out mom's side of the tree
Hilda: ...and you can climb it with those toenails
Hilda [translating Curandera's fortune]: ...and the answer is behind the tree
Betty: What does that mean?
Hilda: It means the woman is nuts. A minute ago she was eating a candle.
Hilda [to Curandera]: Thank you, gracias, goodbye Mrs Crazy
Jordan: Hello Alex.
Alexis: Jordan.
Jordan: You look different. New haircut?
I'd like to tell you you look the same, but you look like an old man
Aunt Mirta [to Ignacio]
Hilda: Papi, tell them you didn't get your complimentary travel kit. cause if I get another I can use them as bridesmaids' gifts
Betty: Here, you can have mine
Hilda: Oh no, you keep yours, you're my maid of honor
Wilhelmina: You really can't see those lines, can you?
Marc: Nope. You're as dead on the outside as you are on the inside.
Your boyfriend fakes his death and comes back as a really big girl. I'm guessing there's no card for that
Wilhelmina
Okay girls, tuck em back in, you're both big
Wilhelmina [to Daniel and Alexis]
Daniel: You're not the only one in charge.
Alexis: I'm the only one in charge whose pupils aren't the size of quarters.
