Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty Season 3 Quotes

Episode 24: "The Fall Issue"

Marc: Hey you, Betty's son, come with me to the swag room. I want to get two bags
Justin: Okay
 • Rating: Unrated

Marc: Amanda, are you trying to sabotage young Ryan?
Amanda: Yes I hate him. Mark, you can't just replace yourself with another gay guy
Ryan: I'm not gay.
Amanda: Yeah, right you're in a long distance relationship with a lovely heavy woman
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 23: "Curveball"

Henry [about his girlfriend Chloe]: I don't know why I'm with her. The only thing we have in common is we can both do one armed push ups
Betty: She does look strong
 • Rating: Unrated

Marc: I just wanted to see how you were doing?
Wilhelmina: My entire body has tennis elbow. I have a hangover that's worthy of a college freshman. But I'm feeling wonderful because I have information that will split up old man Hartley and grandma Meade
 • Rating: Unrated

Marc [to Betty as she touches him to comfort]: Don't! My flesh rots where you touch it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marc [about Claire and Victoria]: Normally I don't like, or notice old people, but that was interesting
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda [about a painting of Betty]: That is hideous! It's like looking at the butt of Satan. My eyes!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilhelmina: Why does god hate me? I'm a good person
Marc: You are, and more importantly, you're pretty
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 22: "In The Stars"

Clarie: I don't mean to cast doubt on this lovely ceremony but is this legally biding?
Betty: Oh yeah, she was an ordained minister before he decided to become an actress slash model. How perfect is that?
Claire: A mother's dream
 • Rating: Unrated

Marc [attempting to seduce his female teacher over the phone]: Hey Jodie. This is Marc St James. I was wondering if you wanted to grab a beer and watch straight porn?
 • Rating: Unrated

Betty: What are we gonna do? We can't just paint stars in your apartment and call it the planetarium. I mean this is Adele, not Amy Winehouse
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 21: "The Born Identity"

Wilhelmina [about Cal Hartley]: I hear he has a soft spot for kids. Apparently all his charities benefit "the children." So once he gets a glance at my little angel, he'll be putty in our hands. It's human nature if you put one in your arms and you turn into a grinning idiot. Like that [points to Daniel]
Marc: In Daniel's defense, he always looks like that
 • Rating: Unrated

Ignacio [reading shirt]: Vote Archie Rodriguez, an A Rod you can believe in
 • Rating: Unrated

Betty: Are you sure this is the best way to deal with your feelings?
Christina: Well I did consider throwing a dart at the real thing, but she's so damn fast in those heels
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 20: "Rabbit Test"

Daniel: Everyone's staring at me
Betty: That's because you're supposed to be a waiter and you're standing around in a $10,000 Prada suit eating cookies
Daniel: It's two years old!
 • Rating: Unrated

Betty [about Wilhelmina's baby]: You're so good with him
Christina: Who knew? I thought my only maternal instinct was nursing a bottle of whiskey
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda: Apparently anything leased or considered non-essential has to go
Delivery Guy: I'm looking for Betty Suarez
Marc: Do you need any help loading her on to the truck?
 • Rating: Unrated

Betty: For the record, I decided the limo treatment doesn't suck
Matt: Also for the record, I'm not a limo guy. I just thought it'd be fun since... it's Tuesday?
Betty: Tuesday, now officially known as limo day. Seriously, Matt, stop pampering me
Matt: Damn, there goes hot air balloon Wednesday
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 19: "The Sex Issue"

Matt: Betty, this will be the first time I have ever been with a woman I really care about. So technically you are my first
Betty: Aww, that's so corny... and sweet
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda [about Betty's makeover]: The key is to come at your target using all six senses: sound, smell, taste, touch, sight and style
 • Rating: Unrated

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