Who knows, maybe I'll get the old Nordic Track out.

Chris

God your beats are so tight after three Jager Bombs.

Chris

Let's see what we've got here. This is a, oh classic venison stock! Oh my god babies love this!

Chris

Are we dead?

Chris

At a certain age a woman has to choose between her ass and her face.

Ava

You do not want wicked hot sting ring so please dump your cleanse immediately.

Reagan

Chris: Oh my god I'm so hung over.
Reagan: You know whose not hung over? That baby!

Hey neighbors, do you spank it? You know how we roll up in here!

Reagan

Oh you two. So much love making.

Ava

If you hit reply all, it really does mean all.

Reagan

You know what? I know what this is guys. Clearly this baby has never been around a person of color before.

Ava

Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?

Up All Night Quotes

Who knows, maybe I'll get the old Nordic Track out.

Chris

Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?