Chris: So let's act like ten drinks drunk.
Reagan: OK we're not faking a problem.

Maintaining the romance in a relationship is very very important, or at least that's what Gwyneth says as tweeted from the London Spice Market.

Chris

After the baby, my wife and I were living in a sweatpants purgatory.

Reed

Is your ho in there? I smell burnt ho!

Reagan

Why are you shuffling around like you're smuggling drugs over there.

Reagan

Chris: I like your charity walkathon sweatpants and birthing ponchos.
Reagan: Oh my god I had your baby!

I might not be good with relationships, but I'm really good at giving people advice about theirs. That's why they gave me my own show.

Ava

Is that Suzanne Somers from American Graffiti? Or is that a mob boss's wife? Clearly that girl has her own fragrance line.

Reagan

I'm in a magazine? Is it Stars- They're Just Like Us? Am I feeding the meter or drinking out of a cup?

Ava

Tutti went to Pepperdine what?

Reagan

Sweet Valley High is not gravitas Missy.

Ava

Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?

Up All Night Quotes

Who knows, maybe I'll get the old Nordic Track out.

Chris

Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?