Sgt. Hatred: Don't you think we should let your old men go?
Hank: Soon, I'm still waiting for his random checks to clear.

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He's what is best in all henchmen... a hero with a number.

Original Captain Sunshine

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Cavity search my ass. You know what I mean.

Hunters Gathers

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Hunters Gathers: Her tits were like "coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat" sad.
Brock Samson: Mournful tits. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra.

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You can't collect scientists and not have a Rusty Venture on your mantel.

Dr. Venture

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All of you have been assigned nicknames, while I have not, because I am special! All of you are in peculiar underpants, while I am not, because I am special!

General Treister

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Shore Leave: Boys night out? I wish. You guys are going to that strip club again.
Hunters Gathers: You make that wholesome place sound dirty.

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I fought an 8-year-old! And the only reason I won is because he fell on a spike!

Billy Quizboy

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Billy the Quiz Boy, and whoever you are, must come with me!

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