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General Treister: I have the cancer of the pee-pee, nothing anyone on Earth can do about that.
Col. Hunter-Gathers: Sir, you can't kill yourself.
General Treister: I said nothing anyone *on Earth* can do about it.

Agent 21: Uh let me guess, Sphinx Headquarters?
Shoreleave: Was it the giant sphinx?
Agent 21: No it smells like out of work OSI D-bags.

Dean: What's our mission?
Dr. Venture: Your mission is to have the best damn home-school prom 500$ can buy!

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