Dean: It's on!
Hank: It's off!
Dean: It's on!
Hank: Off!
Dean: It's on!
Dr. Venture: That's called 'blinking', boys...

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Brock: That's a tight fit.
Baldavitch: It's like they were made for each other!
Dr. Venture: Yes, because they were, because they were both made by the same guy. Now can we finish this up, please?

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Dr. Venture: I've tried everything.
Jonas Venture: Are you kidding me? You were just flipping switches. Think, think, tiny wonder! You built this with me, you should know her inside and out!
Dr. Venture: I was like ten! I just wanted to play with my plastic cowboys and Indians! Who lets a ten-year-old build a space station!?

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Jonas Venture: Oh Rusty, you don't need "diet pills," you just need to work a few things out.
Dr. Venture: Look who's telling me this - my dead 12 foot tall father

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So you see, by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the chupacabra is just that - utter crap. Now, if you apply the same principles to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs...

Dr. Venture

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Brock: Hey Doc, how'd your speech...uh thing go?
Dr. Venture: All right, I suppose. One or two of the students really seemed to grasp...you don't really care, do you?
Brock: Nah

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Hank: What's your problem with our dad anyway?!
The Monarch: (awkwardly) Well, I- he- he's my nemesis. My archenemy.
Dean: I don't think pop thinks you're his archenemy.
The Monarch: Come on, I'm sure the walls of the Venture Compound are practically caked with the lingering curses of the Monarch's name.
Dean: Uhh, no. I've never even heard him mention you.
Hank: Yeah, I always thought Baron Ãœnderbheit was dad's arch-enemy.
The Monarch: (astounded) Ãœnderbheit!?! Why, that dime-store Doctor Doom isn't fit to -- just you wait til your father calls me back

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Well, sure. H.E.L.P.eR. looks like a dried-out turd on a bad stretch of road

Hank

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Dean: We knew you wouldn't let us down.
Hank: And just in the nick of time too - Monarch was gettin' all 'creepy uncle' on us

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I realize I am a Tijuana doctor, but even we have scruples. I could lose my license to practice...Mexican medicine

Dr. Guevara

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Dr. Guevara: I am sorry, Señor Venture.
Dr. Venture: Doctor.
Dr. Guevara: Sí?
Dr. Venture: No, 'Doctor Venture'. What's Mexican for 'doctor'?
Dr. Guevara: Doctor.

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Brock: You get the boys... I'll take care of these guys...
Dr. Venture: Are you sure? There's an awful lot of them.
Brock: They hit me with a truck..

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