I must have started drinking again because the woman who tried to activate a super volcano with a giant fork is standing here and you're all acting like it's a potluck.

Pete

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• Added: August 09, 2011

First she wants a room with a view and next thing she's eatin' a guard's face.

Pete

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Yes, just what the world needs a rich, homicidal maniac. You can buy yourself a secret island lair and hire someone to twirl your mustache.

Pete

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• Added: August 09, 2011

I love Pittsburg they put fries on nachos here.

Pete

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• Added: August 09, 2011

Artie: I'm just gonna pretend we own a big down.
Claudia: We kinda do.

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• Added: August 09, 2011

Myka: Let's go save the world Latimer.
Pete: Whatever you say sweetheart.

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• Added: August 09, 2011