Warehouse 13 Quotes
Claudia: why the switch up, you know I'm teamed with Jinks
Artie: This is a job, not a "Choose your own adventure.'
Myka: Artie! Finally you were supposed to be here 30 minutes ago. You're never late. Are you ok?
Claudia: I told them you got hung up telling kids to get off your lawn.
Steve: Maybe you were busy inventing fire.
Leena, a half-hour power shower is a sacred thing.
Pete
Steve: If I say no you're gonna make me play anyways, aren't ya?
Claudia: The challenger has accepted!
Thongs give me a rash.
Steve
Myka: I'm gonna check his browser history.
Pete: Oh, look at you going all Claudia.
Artie: What's next?
Leena: Devil's Lake Country Club.
Artie: A Jew and a Black Woman go to a fancy country club. All we need is a priest and a horse and we could do the whole joke.
I feel like Helen Hunt in Twister!
Pete
Homeowner: What are you, like, The Men in Black?
Pete: Yeah, yeah we kinda are.
Claudia: You know, a lot of people experience clinical death for a few minutes.
Steve: How many minutes was I dead for?
Claudia: 4,320.
Maybe I ruined your karma, or put a kink in your plan to achieve enlightenment and come back as a butterfly or whatever Buddhist's do. Maybe I've upset the whole cosmos, I don't care. I would do it all again.
Claudia
Mykes, you better get here quick I've been whammy-d!
Pete
