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Warehouse-13

Pete: So, okay, who are these guys?
Artie: Former colleagues.
Pete: And.. and where are they now?
Artie: Well, um, this one and this one are dead. This one, a mental institution in Germany. And this last one disappeared. One day I'll find him.

Artie: Come on. Come on inside. I'll show you around.
Myka: Around what? What am I doing here?
Artie: I'll explain everything inside. Come on. I made cookies.
Pete: Ooh.

Pete: What's that?
Frederic: An invitation to endless wonder.
Pete: Okay, could you sound a little more creepy?

Frederic: My name's Frederic.
Pete: Frederic what?
Frederic: Mrs. Frederic.
Pete: Well, that's a relief.

Look, Myka, why don't you pull your head out of your magenta and feel the room. Something's off.

Pete

Pete: This must be a joke.
Mrs. Frederic: Do I look like a joke?

Unbunch your panties and make the best of a bad situation.

Pete

I'm too valuable to be wasted here. No offense.

Myka

Welcome to Warehouse 13.

Artie

I'd like to think of it as America's attic.

Artie
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Warehouse 13 Season 1 Quotes

Welcome to Warehouse 13.

Artie

I'd like to think of it as America's attic.

Artie
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