Warehouse 13

Warehouse 13 Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 13: "The Greatest Gift"

Pete: I'm gonna sue Mrs. Frederick.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: You love my Aura! You flirted with my Aura! Leena!
 • Rating: Unrated

Myka: There is no reality in which I would live in South Dakota.
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Pete: You're the only woman I know who can make me follow her into a bar.
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Myka: Let me be perfectly clear, I know places where people would never find your body.
Pete: Deal, I'll even dig the hole.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: People's lives are far more intertwined than we all realize.
Myka: Intertwined? As in a nutball follows me home from a bar, I release a terrorist from prison, and then what? I lose my job?
Pete: When, you put it that way, yeah.
Artie: Yes.
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Claudia: What do you want me to do?
Pete: Break into a large depository filled with mystical artifacts located in the South Dakota Badlands.
Claudia: Warehouse 13? I've been trying to hack into that place for years. One condition.
Pete: Name it.
Claudia: When we're done I get him. [Nods to Artie]
Pete: Deal.
Artie: Hey!
Pete: Relax. She shots you all the time; it's your thing.
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Claudia: How long have you two been partners?
Myka: 3 hours.
Pete: 3 years.
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Claudia: Not now Gramps, I'm being awesome.
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Claudia: Okay, it razzled, I'm dazzled. Now let's find your brush, my compass, and we'll get you some courage.
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Season 3 Episode 12: "Stand"

Steve: Hey guys, bad news is if you're watching this I'm probably... screwed.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Steve: Claud, keep the faith.
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Pete: How very Indiana Jones.
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Pete: I'm a little tired of this guy though.
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Claudia: What I know is I'm tired of arbitrary rules. The metronome is for Steve, I'm bringing him back.
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Artie: Not me I was planning to outlive both of you lunatics.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 11: "Emily Lake"

Myka: So you're just gonna lie down? Who are you?
Pete: Guy who knew you'd follow me. Old chum, welcome to the Pete cave.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: No, I've known about the Pete cave forever, who do you think keeps it stocked with cream soda?
Pete: Really, that was you?
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Pete: Huh, that's new.
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Myka: Why did you come in here all guns a blazing?
Pete: It's an escaped H.G. Wells Mykes what if she was having one of her "lets end the world" days.
 • Rating: Unrated

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