Weeds Season 5 Episode 8: "A Distinctive Horn" Quotes
Esteban: Our son will be baptized by a priest in a church
Nancy: Sorry, he's Jewish. Snip, snip. Eat fish. Start saving for law school
Andy [about Audra]: She likes me
Gale: She's gonna burn in hell for all eternity
Andy: Well I'd rather laugh with the sinners, Gale
Gale: For now...
Silas [about baby Botwin]: He's kind of cute
Shane: Who cares? He's probably just gonna want to play soccer
Dean: My rate is five hundred dollars an hour
Doug: Wooo... that better include a rim job
Pilar: Do you know why I've never had children?
Nancy: Because you'd eat them and children are super fattening?