We're going to America. Land of hot sauce and catastrophic wealth imbalance.

Andy

Shane: Renada just wants me for my sperm.
Doug: She sounds perfect.

Please forgive me if I'm sad. Right now life feels really bad.

Nancy

I thought they were saying bi-Andy. What? You do shave your legs.

Doug

Nancy: Where's Agent Lipschitz?
Official: Maybe he's somewhere trying to change his name.

Weeds Season 7 Episode 1 Quotes

I thought they were saying bi-Andy. What? You do shave your legs.

Doug

Nancy: Where's Agent Lipschitz?
Official: Maybe he's somewhere trying to change his name.