Look who gets their spring in their step.


This is my Eat Pray Love moment.


College Girl: What?
Silas: Nothing I just love college so much.

Nancy: I'm all tapped out.
Drug Dealer: Then tap yourself in bitch.

Nancy: I cant believe that this is my life.
Co-Worker: It's okay just pray to Jesus and play the lotto.

Nance you're looking at the new sus chef


My favorite movie is Cool Hand Luke, but really it's Steel Magnolias


Nancy: I'm doing this for my family.
Drug dealer: I'm doing this for a jet ski.

I need a ten Nance, Nathalie, Nance, Nat. I need a ten Nat.

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