Look who gets their spring in their step.

Andy

This is my Eat Pray Love moment.

Andy

College Girl: What?
Silas: Nothing I just love college so much.

Nancy: I'm all tapped out.
Drug Dealer: Then tap yourself in bitch.

Nancy: I cant believe that this is my life.
Co-Worker: It's okay just pray to Jesus and play the lotto.

Nance you're looking at the new sus chef

Andy

My favorite movie is Cool Hand Luke, but really it's Steel Magnolias

Doug

Nancy: I'm doing this for my family.
Drug dealer: I'm doing this for a jet ski.

I need a ten Nance, Nathalie, Nance, Nat. I need a ten Nat.

Andy
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