Look who gets their spring in their step.

Andy

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• Added: September 13, 2010

This is my Eat Pray Love moment.

Andy

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• Added: September 13, 2010

College Girl: What?
Silas: Nothing I just love college so much.

• Permalink: What? Nothing I just love college so much.
• Added: September 13, 2010

Nancy: I'm all tapped out.
Drug Dealer: Then tap yourself in bitch.

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• Added: September 13, 2010

Nancy: I cant believe that this is my life.
Co-Worker: It's okay just pray to Jesus and play the lotto.

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• Added: September 13, 2010

Nance you're looking at the new sus chef

Andy

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• Added: September 13, 2010

My favorite movie is Cool Hand Luke, but really it's Steel Magnolias

Doug

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Nancy: I'm doing this for my family.
Drug dealer: I'm doing this for a jet ski.

• Permalink: I'm doing this for my family. I'm doing this for a jet ski.
• Added: September 13, 2010

I need a ten Nance, Nathalie, Nance, Nat. I need a ten Nat.

Andy

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• Added: September 13, 2010

Try not to get arrested today, okay?

Shane

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• Added: September 13, 2010

Shane: You're not a bad influence on being a drug dealer.
Shane: You're a bad influence because you're a bad drug dealer.

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• Added: September 13, 2010

Doug: I don't know where they went!
Goon 1: Bullshit.

• Permalink: I don't know where they went! Bulls**t.
• Added: September 13, 2010