Weeds

Weeds "Bliss" Quotes

Andy: Look who gets their spring in their step.
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Andy: This is my Eat Pray Love moment.
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College Girl: What?
Silas: Nothing I just love college so much.
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Nancy: I'm all tapped out.
Drug Dealer: Then tap yourself in bitch.
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Nancy: I cant believe that this is my life.
Co-Worker: It's okay just pray to Jesus and play the lotto.
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Andy: Nance you're looking at the new sus chef
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Doug: My favorite movie is Cool Hand Luke, but really it's Steel Magnolias
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Nancy: I'm doing this for my family.
Drug dealer: I'm doing this for a jet ski.
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Andy: I need a ten Nance, Nathalie, Nance, Nat. I need a ten Nat.
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Shane: Try not to get arrested today, okay?
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