(to club owner) No, go to her. Don't end up dead and alone like I am.

Andy

(to Dana) Are you as turned on as I am right now.

Doug

Why did I never knew Josh was gay? He was a gay baby. Gay baby.

Doug

(to the reporter) I really am sorry about your camera. That was mean. I guess you were right about your word cloud.

Nancy

(to Silas) Want to join? We are stealing Christmas card money from the past.

Shane

(to Nancy) Who does this!

Reporter

(to the reporter) Deals off.

Nancy

My whole childhood is a lie.

Silas

Lars: So have you talked to your mom?
Silas: If you need her, you can't find her.
Lars: Yeah she was always hard to pin down. Except that one time. Bad joke, sorry.

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