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Andy: (to club owner) No, go to her. Don't end up dead and alone like I am.
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Doug: (to Dana) Are you as turned on as I am right now.
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Doug: Why did I never knew Josh was gay? He was a gay baby. Gay baby.
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Nancy: (to the reporter) I really am sorry about your camera. That was mean. I guess you were right about your word cloud.
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Shane: (to Silas) Want to join? We are stealing Christmas card money from the past.
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Reporter: (to Nancy) Who does this!
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Nancy: (to the reporter) Deals off.
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Silas: My whole childhood is a lie.
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Lars: So have you talked to your mom?
Silas: If you need her, you can't find her.
Lars: Yeah she was always hard to pin down. Except that one time. Bad joke, sorry.
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Mortician: (to Andy) Enjoy that c**k.
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