I want to see those washers going 24/7. This families gonna make hash - lots of it. Won't that be nice?

Nancy

Nancy: I like it here.
Andy: You got laid.
Nancy: I want to stay here for a while.

Jack: Hey, I didn't get your name.
Nancy: No you didn't.

Let's just do what's needed to do here and move on. I don't want to be here forever.

Silas

(to Nancy) I said no smoking. You don't listen. Do you need someone to make you listen?

Jack

Jack: No smoking. State Law.
Nancy: Yeah, wouldn't want to piss off the only other customer.

Nobody's here if they have anyplace better to be. This is the end of the road.

Simon

He's in a much better mood when you get high.

Simon

(to Silas) Didn't even try to bargain. What's the matter with you? Where's you're Jewish at?

Andy

Jesus saves.

Andy

We should live as gentile puppies.

Andy

Our God is a forgiving God.

Andy

Weeds Season 6 Episode 8 Quotes

I'll lead in the God mobile, you follow.

Andy

Doug: Ohh nice mirror on the ceiling.
Silas: What's with all the hooks?