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Silas: You know how I said the only two things she really cares about are her business and herself? There’s one other thing.
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Andy: No, no, I’m not a taker of sides. I float in the ambiguous middle ground. Still beloved, my relationships unsullied. Once you two idiots get past this little kafuffle…I don’t get involved.
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Shane: Let me ask you something, did he ever hit you? Did he ever tell you were s**t? Fondle your balls? Then quit acting like moody emo d**khole. Mitch may be may be a self hating alcoholic mess but he loves the crap out of you. Let him back into your life or I swear to God I’ll come to fagitty track meets and take a bat to your knee cap.
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Demetri: Now let's have angry sex on the kitchen counter.
Nancy: Timing, Demetri.
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Andy: I kind of want to touch his bicep, like once. Why is that?
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Andy [on Nancy]: She values 8 percent of me.
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Shane: Ask me why I'm like a musician.
Nancy: Why are you like a musician?
Shane: Because I'm playing that detective like a fiddle!
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Shane: Let him back into your life or I'll come to one of your faggoty track meets and take a bat to your kneecaps.
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