Silas: What's next another concert? Mom?
Nancy: Copenhagen. But first, one more stop.

Thanks for the blow job.

Doug

I'm a hero! I'm a hero! I can't taste my beer anymore.

Shane

I'm so done with this country. We need to go someplace far far away.

Nancy

I think that was her.

FBI agent

Her name is Medusa.

Doug

Shane: How the hell are we going to sell has to a kids concert?
Silas: Actually, this will be okay.

Silas, really, you're in charge.

Nancy

Shane: What happened to your arm?
Doug: I dropped my keys in a porto potty. There was a raccoon in there. I punched it out.

Nancy: What's that smell?
Shane: Stevie.
Nancy: Ugh. Go change him.
Shane: I always change him.
Nancy: No, I sometimes do, don't I?
Shane: Do you even know what size diapers he wears?

Weeds Season 6 Episode 9 Quotes

Shane: What happened to your arm?
Doug: I dropped my keys in a porto potty. There was a raccoon in there. I punched it out.

Nancy: What's that smell?
Shane: Stevie.
Nancy: Ugh. Go change him.
Shane: I always change him.
Nancy: No, I sometimes do, don't I?
Shane: Do you even know what size diapers he wears?