Peter: We either take down Lau now, or our partnership is over.
Neal: We're partners?
Peter: You tell me.

Elizabeth: Another all nighter?
Peter: I married a perceptive woman.
Elizabeth: I married a predictable man.

Don't get them wet - don't feed them after midnight, right?

Neal

Neal: Be gentle.
FBI agent: Yeah I've never been the gentle type.

(referring to Peter's silly socks) Are those standard FBI issued?

Neal

Neal: Washington's love letters?
Mozzie: Seriously, I don't know why you stole those in the first place.

Wow honey, I am impressed - I can't believe you got in there (the nightclub).

Elizabeth

What, hookers?

Peter

Things always this interesting when you are around?

Peter

Monogamy is the great tragedy of beauty.

Criminal

Let's get wired.

Neal

Peter: Have you ever met a woman -
Neal: Brittney - Brittney Nicole - Seventh grade...what? I had a gap in my teeth.

White Collar Season 1 Quotes

Burke: You look like a cartoon!
Caffrey: This is classic Rat Pack - this is Devore!
Burke: Oh, sorry, Dino.

Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.