I need a cigarette after that pat down.

FBI agent

FBI agent: I think we have a technical problem
Peter: That's one way of putting it.

Honesty is a more challenging game.

Neal

Elizabeth: (To Neal) Why don't you just ask her out?
Peter: Good point. (To Neal) Do you think it will work?
Elizabeth: (Without hesitation) Yes!

You'd be surprised how often I am in the mood...

Neal

A woman? A regular Cindiana Jones?

Peter

We may be sitting on the edge of a mob war.

Peter

Neal: Oh ye of little faith..
Peter: You've been waiting to use that one.
Neal: Oh since lunch.

I prefer my miracles with smiting and might.

Peter

I'm really glad you got into the White Collar crimes where nothing crazy happens.

Elizabeth

Sex games gone wrong? (Referring to the murder of Dmitri)

Neal

No Peter, menacing - you look like a person whose kid just struck out.

Neal

White Collar Season 1 Quotes

Burke: You look like a cartoon!
Caffrey: This is classic Rat Pack - this is Devore!
Burke: Oh, sorry, Dino.

Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.