Wilfred

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Wilfred

Look you and I both know the paper swan can't actually talk to Bear, but if it helps Bear that's all that matters.

Wilfred

Stay out of this squish tits!

Amanda

Everyone knows the great dane's preferred method of attack is to pin down and slobber on. Coincidentally, that's also Drew's preferred method of love making.

Wilfred

Bear stole that button off Amanda's coat. When Bear drinks he loses all impulse control.

Wilfred

Sorry, I'm not much of a dog person.

Amanda

I brought dessert! I found it in the most charming little French bakery's dumpster.

Wilfred

You can't control relationships. You have to let things happen naturally.

Wilfred

As your lawyer, maybe I could send a cease and desist letter to FazzioMcBoners99.

Ryan
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Wilfred Season 2 Episode 6 Quotes

You can't control relationships. You have to let things happen naturally.

Wilfred

As your lawyer, maybe I could send a cease and desist letter to FazzioMcBoners99.

Ryan
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