Look you and I both know the paper swan can't actually talk to Bear, but if it helps Bear that's all that matters.

Wilfred

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• Added: July 26, 2012

Stay out of this squish tits!

Amanda

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• Added: July 26, 2012

Everyone knows the great dane's preferred method of attack is to pin down and slobber on. Coincidentally, that's also Drew's preferred method of love making.

Wilfred

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• Added: July 26, 2012

Bear stole that button off Amanda's coat. When Bear drinks he loses all impulse control.

Wilfred

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• Added: July 26, 2012

Sorry, I'm not much of a dog person.

Amanda

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• Added: July 26, 2012

I brought dessert! I found it in the most charming little French bakery's dumpster.

Wilfred

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• Added: July 26, 2012

You can't control relationships. You have to let things happen naturally.

Wilfred

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• Added: July 26, 2012

As your lawyer, maybe I could send a cease and desist letter to FazzioMcBoners99.

Ryan

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• Added: July 26, 2012