Wilfred

Wilfred "Letting Go" Quotes

Wilfred: You see what it says there? Participant. Do you think they give one of those to every dog who takes part in the competition?
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Wilfred: We get it, Beans. We all know you got tasty balls. No need to flaunt it. Jesus, is there no limits to this guy's arrogance?
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Wilfred: Oh typical. Won't even shlob this guy's nob to help a friend get steroids. You selfish prick.
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Wilfred: I'm gonna look just like that Kathleen Turner dude.
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Wilfred: I have a strict policy against taking any drug that's not illegal. They're never strong enough.
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Ryan: Drew says that it helps you achieve maximum core rippage.
Wilfred: That's just the kinda rippage I need.
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Wilfred: See what I did there? I got super tired, stopped running, and started dry heaving. I've gotta not do that.
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Wilfred: I'm not Dr. Phil, okay? I'm Dr. Wilfred...and I only call myself that when I'm dj-ing.
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Ryan: I'm just trying to make small talk.
Wilfred: And I'm just trying to focus on my pace. Uhh, seven minute miles, ever heard of 'em?
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Ryan: Was he pissed off about something?
Wilfred: Drew drives hard. Dude's confident behind the wheel.
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