Wilfred

Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FX
Wilfred

Ryan I've always had your best interest at heart, and I've never asked for anything in return...except for a bunch of stuff.

Wilfred

What? You think you can do better than undies on the face?

Wilfred

You've gotta feel how soft my tits are.

Jenna

She'll be fine. She'll probably have a team of highly trained security specialists surround her at all times. This is the Noon News we're talking about.

Wilfred

You're selling the tv? That is the corner stone of our friendship!

Wilfred

Jenna: Wilfred pooped on your lawn.
Wilfred: There is symbolism in that poop Ryan...and some grass...and half a slipper.

So this is more important than waiting for Jenna's cable guy? As we speak, Jenna is sitting at home with no Game Show Network, no MTV2, no Univision. I'm furious Ryan.

Wilfred

I'm not sure spending your days watching gruesome cat deaths on YouTube counts as protecting Jenna.

Ryan

I was gonna get it on Kindle, but then people couldn't see how deep I am.

Ryan

Well, what have we here? And what is that thing above them with the mouth and eyes?

Wilfred
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Wilfred Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

I was gonna get it on Kindle, but then people couldn't see how deep I am.

Ryan

Well, what have we here? And what is that thing above them with the mouth and eyes?

Wilfred
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