Wilfred

Wilfred "Sacrifice" Quotes

Wilfred: Ryan I've always had your best interest at heart, and I've never asked for anything in return...except for a bunch of stuff.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Wilfred: What? You think you can do better than undies on the face?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: You've gotta feel how soft my tits are.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Wilfred: She'll be fine. She'll probably have a team of highly trained security specialists surround her at all times. This is the Noon News we're talking about.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Wilfred: You're selling the tv? That is the corner stone of our friendship!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Wilfred pooped on your lawn.
Wilfred: There is symbolism in that poop Ryan...and some grass...and half a slipper.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilfred: So this is more important than waiting for Jenna's cable guy? As we speak, Jenna is sitting at home with no Game Show Network, no MTV2, no Univision. I'm furious Ryan.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ryan: I'm not sure spending your days watching gruesome cat deaths on YouTube counts as protecting Jenna.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Ryan: I was gonna get it on Kindle, but then people couldn't see how deep I am.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Wilfred: Well, what have we here? And what is that thing above them with the mouth and eyes?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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