Wilfred

Wilfred "Service" Quotes

Ryan: Another Hillary Swank dream?
Wilfred: She was wearing a g-string in this one. Ryan it was so real.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilfred: For God's sake, go participate in the most beautiful experience life has to offer even if it means looking directly into your own sister's slop hole.
 • Rating: Unrated

Catherine: If we make it to Victorville by sundown, I know a place that rents stilts...cheap!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ryan: Is that kitty litter?
Wilfred: There's still turds in it. Dibs!
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: Mexico? You know they eat dogs down there?
Ryan: They do not.
Wilfred: What, you don't think Mexico City has a Korea Town?
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: Ryan I know the timing couldn't possibly be any worse, but I think someone might have dug up Mittens and eaten part of the corpse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilfred: You know what I say to people when they steal my lines? I say "Hey, hey, hey, it's Faaaaaat Albert!"
 • Rating: Unrated

Catherine: So you're no longer exclusively into Black love? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: Remember when I mauled that Black teenager's face the other day? You think I did that because he had ice cream on his face? No. I did it because I hoped it would help him go on to be the next Seal.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: I don't want to cast a darker shadow on an already tragic day, but I think someone may have eaten part of Jeremy's brains.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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