Wilfred Season 2 Quotes
Ryan: I'm just trying to make small talk.
Wilfred: And I'm just trying to focus on my pace. Uhh, seven minute miles, ever heard of 'em?
Ryan: Was he pissed off about something?
Wilfred: Drew drives hard. Dude's confident behind the wheel.
Ryan: You jog huh?
Wilfred: It's Thursday Ryan. I told you, arms and cardio.
Mustard stains are the new black.
Ryan
You know what, I don't get it. I've calculated my facial proportions and I'm 94% symmetrical, which according to the index is borderline hot. And I dressed up this boring old lab coat with a quirky Japanese robot pin, so you know I'm fun. And everyone in the office already knows I am a total sex addict.
Amanda
Ryan: Wait, Wilfred I need you.
Wilfred: Well I don't need you, Ry-an woman, here me roar.
I remember you, Ryan. Memory is like the Packers when they're behind by two touchdowns in the fourth quarter...it comes back.
I'm all over it, Drew...ish Community Center!
Drew: Okay Wilfy, wanna play some catch?
Wilfred: Hells yeah, catch is the shit!
Drew-bee-doo-bee-doo, what's up bro?
Ry...can see clearly now the rain is gone.
Drew
Bear! Watch out!
Ryan
