So let me get this straight. You're a nerd who wants to look lik...
Dale: So let me get this straight. You're a nerd who wants to look like a better nerd in order to attract someone who's not a nerd.
Rusty: You'd sing a different tune if you experienced the magic of retouching for yourself.
Dale: We don't believe in that in my church. Turns you blind.
Rusty: Is that why you need glasses?