Michael: So ... this is the magic trick, huh?
Gob: "Illusion," Michael. A "trick" is something a whore does for money. (Michael points out that a bunch of kids are staring at Gob with their mouths open) ... Or candy!


Rating: 4.3 / 5.0 (4 Votes)
Characters:
,
Episode:
Show:
Related Quotes:
Gob Bluth Quotes, Maeby Bluth Fünke Quotes, Arrested Development Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes, Arrested Development Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Arrested Development Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

(Whispering)
George Sr.: They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.
Michael: Yeah? I don't think that that's true, dad.
George Sr.: Really? I've got the worst (bleep) attorneys!

Um, I forget their name, but I know they're hungry. I think some are thirsty.

Lindsay