Monica: What you guys don't understand is that kissing is more important than any other part of it for us. Joey: Yeah, right. (They all stare at him) You're serious? Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Rachel: Everything that you need to know is in that first kiss. Monica: Absolutely. Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is an opening act, you know, like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out. Ross: Yeah, yeah. And it's not like that we don't like the comedian. It's just that that's not why we bought the ticket. Chandler: You see, the problem is though, after the concert over, no matter how great the show was you girls are always looking for the comedian again. You know, and we're in the car, fighting traffic, basically just trying to stay awake. Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home listening to that album alone. (High-fives Monica) Joey: Are we still talking about sex?
Ross: Okay! Okay. Look, I, uh, I realize you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal: Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby. Judy: (To Monica) You knew about this?